Special ops agents the Expendables find themselves in a new pickle as nuclear WWIII steams closer to the brink. Now, Christmas (Jason Statham), Gunner (Dolph Lundgren), Easy Day (50 Cent), Toll Road (Randy Couture), Gina (Megan Fox) and the rest of the crew will have to work quickly to save the world, again. Written by Kurt Wimmer, Tad Daggerhart, and Max Adams, Directed by Scott Waugh, this lowest common denominator of a film caters to its audience with impeccably delivered testosterone soaked one liners, oozing the 80’s action nostalgia more than should be allowable by law, read as, so bad it’s just bad. This laughably bad installment has the audience chucking intentionally and unintentionally from start to finish, which thankfully almost couldn’t come quicker with a runtime of one hour and forty three minutes. Brace for impact, EXPEND4BLES is about to crash land into a theatre near you, you don’t want to be caught in its backwash….Peeyewww. EXPEND4BLES is rated R.